God

J:  Mommy?  Why doesn't God die?
M: I don't know.
J: Where is God?
M: He is everywhere, all around us.
J: Why doesn't He die?
M: Because He is in us and in all things.
J: It's not FAIR!  I wanna be God!
M: Why isn't it fair?
J: Mommy?  Is God a boy or a girl?
M: I guess He's "both".