Thursday, December 29, 2011

Moves Like Models

While watching a commercial, a slender model in a blue bikini walking across the screen. He peeks in the bathroom and says "do you think you wanna look like her mommy!". I reply, "do you THINK I should look like her?". "um.... Yes?". "Well, what could I change to look like her?". Jacob replies, "you could change your body?". "ok. How would I do that?". Jacob, "you could switch your body for another body?". I say, "well, what if I can't do that?". Jacob, "I guess you'll just have to stay the way you are...". Sucks that I went through weight loss and severe pain, two boob jobs and a tummy tuck and I STILL can't compete. Ah... Fuck em.

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