I love you.
Jacob: I smell poo-poo
Mommy: Jacob, do you have to go poo-poo?
Jacob: *look of despair*
Mommy: If you go poo-poo in the potty you get ice cream and birthday presents.
Jacob: I wanna go poo-poo in the potty for ice-cream and birthday presents!
Mommy: okay. As soon as I see poo-poo we can have ice cream and birthday presents.
Jacob: (from toilet) I poo-pooed in the potty!!!!
Mommy: you did???
Jacob: yes, it's so beautiful.
Mommy: yes, it is! It's so beautiful.
Jacob: I want Chicken.
Daddy: That's not chicken. It's beef.
Mommy: You want some beef, Jacob?
Jacob: Daddy, you're beefy.