Nana: Did you poo-poo in the potty for birthday presents?
Jacob: Yeah, and Mater, and Octopuses and water!
Nana: All that?
Jacob: Yeas! And Monkeys!
Nana: AND Monkeys?
Jacob: YES! Five little monkey.....jumpin' on the bed.
Daddy: JACOB! Pick up all those pillows and put them on the couch NOW!
Mommy: Do you have to go poo-poo for birthday presents?
Jacob: Yes, I have to poo-poo in the potty!
Daddy: First, pick up all those pillows. Unless you're crownin' brown, you need to pick them up first.
Jacob: I'm Brown Faced. I go poo-poo in the potty.
*grunts from the other room*
Daddy: Don't push too hard or you'll hurt your booty.
Jacob: I can't push too hard, cuz I'll hurt my booty!
Daddy: Just tryin' to help you out.
Jacob: Yes, and I can't push too hard because it hurts my butt.
Mommy: Are you my good boy?
Jacob: Yes, I am, I have a swimsuit.
Daddy Shows Recording to Jacob, high on Chocolate Jello:
Jacob: There's JACOB! Hi Jacob! TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE. Can I sit by you and Look? He fell down! He looks at Mommy! Look at Jacob's running. Laughter. Look at that! I got him! I caught him! He's in the camera.