Jacob: (washing extensively in bathroom)
mommy: what are you doing in here? (finds jacob with pants down washing himself)
mommy: are you washing your pee-pee?
Jacob: (looking up with his eyes) Don't worry about it.
daddy: what do you want to be when you grow up?
daddy: you can be ANYTHING you want, a doctor, a lawyer, a surgeon, a fireman.
Jacob: ... Bob the Builder
daddy: you can be an astronaut, a scientist...
daddy: you want to be WALL-E when you grow up?
Jacob: I want to be Bob the Builder!