Hair Sray

M: *brushing teeth*
J: Mommy
M: *no answer*
J: Mommy
M: *no answer*
J: *caresses hairspray bottle*
J: Mommy.....I love this. I LOVE hair spray.
M: you do? you LOVE hairspray?
J: yes, it's so shiny and cold.
M: it is?
J: yes. I love hair spray. I want to spray it on my hair today. It's time.